I just received this from home. My family put stock in the supposedly epic fail at 3:30. However, since I live abroad I have the perspective to know my mother’s awesomeness vanquishes any small misstep of playing with fire. Mom, I love you; you look like a badass, and you are a badass. Don’t get mad at me for saying you are a badass because even Jesus would agree with me after watching you play with fire. Hell knows no fury like a mother’s fire baton.

Why My Mom is Awesome

Reason #36- She sends me badass care packages when I’m away from home!

Reason #37- She spins a fire baton. . . on her nose. And her bandana looks pretty sweet. She would have fit right in with Burn Korea 2012.